Stuff and Things

Look, I’m all about being apprehensive and discursive but I’m just so tired of everything being high-stakes black-and-white right-and-wrong, you know?

THEY HAVEN’T ANNOUNCED MY FAVORITE CHARACTER BEING CAST WHICH MEANS THAT CHARACTER IS DEFINITELY NOT IN THE SERIES AND THAT MEANS IT AUTOMATICALLY SUCKS NOW EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN’T SEEN A SECOND OF FOOTAGE YET AND ALSO THEY ARE RACIST AND SEXIST BECAUSE THEY MADE A CERTAIN CHOICE THAT COULD BE MOTIVATED BY ANY COMBINATION OF DIFFERENT COMPLEX REASONS BUT I CHOOSE TO CONSTRUE SPECIFICALLY AS BEING A RACIST AND SEXIST GESTURE AND THAT MEANS THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE AND I’M GOING TO YELL REALLY LOUD AT THE INTERNET ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO OTHER WAY OF EXERCISING MY PRESENCE IN THE WORLD BUT SHOUTING ABOUT THINGS ONLINE

…sigh…

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

If you are saying things you don’t believe just to troll someone—i.e., to provoke a heightened emotional state from them for your own amusement—you are acting no less dickishly than people who actually believe what you are saying.

Jedi: May the force be with you
Catholic Jedi: And also with you
This weather is so humid…

deadlightsgirl:

It is like walking around in someone’s vagina.

In a not good way.

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

hiphopfightsplaque:

cutebabe:

nooneneedsfeminism:

THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY.

THERE IS NO WAGE GAP.

THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE.

FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE  MOVEMENT.

do you even live on earth or like are you blogging somewhere on neptune if so hows the food there 

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

Except y’know, I say that and all, but really I don’t want any Exodus movies at all unless we finally deconstruct the story a bit, because I refuse to buy into any story where we’re supposed to be on the side of a God who murders innocent children. Even Prince of Egypt isn’t good enough (and could never be good enough) to make me overlook that glaring plot point.

Someday I want to make an Exodus movie where the Egyptian gods and the Hebrew god are all essentially Great Old Ones (because when you’re me everything has to be Cthulhu) who respond to the prayers of those who worship them, and Moses fights fire with fire only to discover too late in the game (i.e. when Yaweh-Sothoth slaughters every first born son in all of Egypt with his evil powers) that his god is not the Lord of light and love, but just another monster. I don’t know how exactly it would end, but believe you me, I’m working on it…

Oded Fehr for Moses? Oded Fehr for Moses.

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

40x funnier if you imagine the CEO being played by J.K. Simmons

molly: jesus take the wheel.
me: anyone but jesus take the wheel. they didn't have cars back then, jesus can't fucking drive, why would you give him the wheel, that's a safety hazard, my god-
l20music:

deadlightsgirl:

Ms Frizzle, and her date, Bill Nye the Science Guy (that is, me and ninewheels). You WILL ship it.

She really does look like Mrs. Frizzle for real tho!

l20music:

deadlightsgirl:

Ms Frizzle, and her date, Bill Nye the Science Guy (that is, me and ninewheels). You WILL ship it.

She really does look like Mrs. Frizzle for real tho!

jokennedy:

It is imperative each knight has a lady; a knight without a lady is a body without a soul. To whom would he dedicate his conquests? What visions sustain him when he sallies forth to do battle with evil and with giants? 

"Do you hate trash cans?" Jake asked. "Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!"

"I can’t drive with you screaming in my ear," I said.

"You can’t drive at all!" Jake said.

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