I still haven’t seen all the movies from this year that I wanted to before making this list, but screw it it’s February and I’ve got stuff to do, so here’s my list and I’m sticking to it (until I see more movies, of course).
Genuinely my favourite part of the film. The way his lips sneer around the word, the way he says it with such..passion.
The way that hardly anyone but me in the cinema actually knew what it meant.OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT THAT MEANS???
SERIOUSLY
HOW DID THIS GET PAST THE CENSORS?
DID NO ONE HAVE A FUCKING THESAURUS ON HAND? OR AN APP ON THEIR IPHONE? NO ONE WAS CURIOUS?
Seriously, I liked you. Why you gotta spoil it by being a dick about Avengers?
avenger babies by gurihiru
The artists behind the “Avatar: The Last Airbender” comics did this great Avenger’s piece!
Avengers + Pokemon
Images do not belong to me, I’m still looking for the original artist.
I don’t know several of these new-fangled Pokemon (con-sarn-it!), but I approve of this post.
nev-longbottom and I bought a copy at Philly Con because MUST WATCH and so we watched it.
The acting and production values were every bit as crappy as you’d expect, but the writers actually did their research (or as I like to think, were just big enough comic nerds) and included all kinds of (female) Avengers and associated heroes from the comics, and dressed them and characterized them properly. Sort of. The point is, it was enough to actually give the two of us bizarre, hysterical feels. Much fun was had.
The most disappointing thing was how little there was to it that wasn’t fucking. I know that sounds weird—I mean, it’s a porn so duh-doi mostly fucking, but I was hoping at least something would happen in it in the way of plot. The Avengers don’t actually fight anyone. The movie ends with them finding Steve in the ice. Even re: the fucking, Tony and Bruce/Hulk don’t actually fuck anyone at all. Silly me for expecting more.
Which brings me to the real point here, which I suppose is: I would make awesome porn parody. Because they’d have as much plot and character and dialogue as regular movies, but just with more, and more explicit, fucking in it as well. I’d cut the sex scenes before they ran on too long, and include much hilarious shenanigans.
I’d also give my porn parodies PROPER FUCKING TITLES. Seriously, was it too much to just call the damn thing The Assvengers? Punny titles are the best part of porn parodies goddamit! My FDU friends who remember Decaffeinated can attest to that!
Anyway.
Carry on tumblr.
